Personally, I was not offended by @itweet_iranu’s
list of “hot and bangable chiqs on naija twitter”, he declared clearly at the
beginning of his post what he meant by the word bangable- “.....natural beauty, their “Endowments” and their sound brains.............chicks who
you’d love to have in bed by your side.....”.
That did not and still doesn’t sound so bad, does
it? Subsequently, list after list ranging from the funny to the defamatory have
come out but none has gone as viral and as generated as much controversy as much
as @edges_edges list of “girls have fucked on twitter”.
After seeing his post, examining all the facts,
analyzing speculations and perusing loose ends, I came to the conclusion that
@edges_edges who by the way claims that his real name is Ojeobo Fakunle is
nothing more than an attention seeking liar with an active but bland
imagination.
1.
His followers & the number of tweeps
he follows.
In short he’s a twitter newbie. As at the time of
writing this post, he has just 89 tweets, 346 followers and is following 12
tweeps. Do not however be deceived by his number of followers, he gained over 300
followers yesterday only when his blog post went viral. It may interest you to
know that he has not tweeted since 280 days ago(November 30, 2011) before he surfaced online by retweeting a @TWEETORACLEsDAD ‘s tweet which was the
link to his infamous list. The link to the list first appeared as a tweet by @TWEETORACLEsDAD
, even before it appeared on @edges_edges TL. This proves undoubtedly that
@TWEETORACLEsDAD is implicit in the creation and posting of the list. Come to
think of it, is @TWEETORACLEsDAD the same person as @edges_edges ?
Anyways, how and when did someone who has been off
twitter for 280 days(he started tweeting 284 days ago(November 26, 2011)) get
to set P, meet and f*ck those 6 ladies he listed? + He does not even follow any
of them.
2.
Is he a ghost?
According to his post, he says his name is Ojeobo Fakunle. Anyone who understands
Yoruba a little will realize that the word Ojeobo
can be split into 3, O-je-obo, which translates loosely to
“vagina eater”. Is this really a coincidence or did he deliberately form a name
which goes along with his claims of been a serial Casanova?
He claims to be a student of CU but one wonders if
he is referring to Covenant University as NO
ONE from Covenant has identified with him. His name is nowhere to be found
on facebook and even googling the name gives no useful results whatsoever.
He
is simply an empty and pathetic attention seeking individual masquerading with
a non-existent identity.
3.A
kid playing a game
He put up a pic depicting a lady been
penetrated from behind with the words “guess who” but the perverted nincompoop
probably forgot that he had put up the same pic 281 days ago( November 30,
2011) alongside other lewd pictures he was tweeting.
Exaggerated
statements, suspense filled and dramatic “exposés” and a systematic method of revelations
depict a jobless individual carrying out a hare-brained scheme for unsuspecting
people to gobble up.
He put up a link to an anonymous babe
in sunshades giving a guy a blow-job but he certainly got the video from an
anonymous source like the picture he tweeted. Sex tapes and nude pix are a dime
a dozen this days and the fact that he tweeted it doesn’t mean he was the one
involved.
When someone challenged him to release
the sex tape he had been ranting about leaking, he replied that “....will
release more tapes #waitandsee”.
Is it also a coincidence that the pic and
video he tweeted show ladies whose face are hidden and as such their identity cannot
be verified?
He is enjoying the attention and is
playing a deliberately stretched out perverted game. He even tweeted that
tweeps should nominate his blog as the best new blog in the Nigerian blog
awards!
You
may be asking yourself “what does he have to gain?” but I think the real
question is what does he have to lose? He is a faceless
individual (forget about his avatar, I’m sure it’s not him) who doesn’t care a
bit about the reputations he is ruining but just interested in having the twitter
spotlight on himself for a while.
I
encourage tweeps to ignore his made up sex-capades with ladies who may not be
saints but who have not wet his penis and are probably leagues away from him in
“level”.
Thanks for your time.
“You can fool all the people some of the time, and
some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the
time” – Abraham Lincoln
